i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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