My balls are so social today.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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