just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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