I wannas sexs uuuuu
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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