i think i have two assholes
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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