I just pynch a tree in the face
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I will pee on everything he values.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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