doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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