You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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