whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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