no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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