I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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