I can tuck mytits in my pants
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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