quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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