i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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