I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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