it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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