Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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