I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She said her name was "party"
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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