I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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