Banned from zoo.
Again?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
