i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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