I don't think brook has ever known best
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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