I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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