Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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