It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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