i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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