what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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