fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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