You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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