just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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