i just had sex bonerless
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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