Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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