Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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