Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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