Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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