Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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