his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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