why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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