Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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