Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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