Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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