Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
he puts the penis in happiness.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I think I sprained my soul last night
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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