i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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