this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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