how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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