I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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