Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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