Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I understand Curling. That high.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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