maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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