I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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