Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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