i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
