So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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