just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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